Creator program
Made something for tired parents. Looking for real ones to share it.
Milk Monster is a calm, shared baby tracker built for two. We're not buying ads — we're looking for a small circle of parents who'd genuinely use it, and setting them up properly. If that's you, here's the deal.
The walkthrough
See it, start to finish.
Before the fine print — here's the actual app. The everyday feed, pump, and sleep logging, and the one moment it's all built around: whoever's up logs the 3am feed on their phone, and it shows up live on yours.
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What you get
Gift first. No strings.
A free year of Premium
The full app, free for a year — yours, no card, no catch. Log feeds, pumping, sleep and diapers, and share one live log with your partner.
Your own code
A personal milkmonster.app/c/you code to share however feels natural. It's yours — it's how people find the app through you, and how I know to take care of you for it.
A paid deal when it clicks
Love it and your people love it? We turn proven partners into small paid collaborations. Gift first, cash when it's earned.
Who this is for
A good fit looks like…
- You're a parent in the thick of it — a baby roughly 0–12 months old.
- You post about feeding, pumping, or newborn life — real, not staged.
- Your people are mostly in the US, Canada, or the UK.
- You'd actually use this. We're not after an ad read — we're after someone who gets the 3am.
If you want to post
There's really one moment to show.
The "built for two" moment: your partner — or your mom, or whoever's up — logs the 3am feed on their phone, and it shows up live on yours. Say it however it was true for you. That's the whole thing.
Pop #ad up front and tag #MyLittleMilkMonster — and tag @milkmonsterapp if you like. That's it. Make it yours.
The honest small print
- The app is free — your people can always use it free. Full solo logging, no paywall. Every new account also gets its first week of Premium free to try the live sharing — no card needed — then it just drops back to free. Your code just points them to the App Store — there's nothing for them to redeem.
- The free year is a gift. No card on file, nothing to cancel — it's just yours.
- The FTC asks for an
#adup front since we gave you something. Quick and easy, and it keeps us both clean. - We can't pay for App Store reviews. Apple bans it, so we'll never ask — your honest take, in your own words, is all we want.
- Just keep it real. Share what was true for you. No script, no "only app on earth" claims — your voice always beats ours.
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Tell me a little about you.
Two minutes. I read every one of these myself.
Got it — thank you. I read every one of these myself, and I'll be in touch soon.
— Erick
Hmm, that didn't go through. Mind emailing hello@milkmonster.app instead? I'll make it right.
Rather just reach out? Email hello@milkmonster.app or DM @milkmonsterapp.
Hey — I'm Erick. I'm a wedding photographer, not an app company. My wife Alyssa and I had our daughter Isabella in May, and I built Milk Monster to survive the newborn fog. If you're a parent who'd genuinely use this, I'd love to just hand you a free year and hear what you think. No strings.
